Funniest things texted...

First, here is my selfie with a horse...we all know about my bad horse experience but this time I had a great one. He let me pet him, feed him and take a selfie with him. Loved that horse.

** Petted her/didn't know I was behind her

** No, I'm just feeling in the shower

** I sent dude a picture of me with bangs and now he wants to run away with me!

** Momma, do I look ugly without a chin?

** He lives under the barn, feasts on my grass and blueberries at the next door neighbors fence.

**Omg...the one about all of us with Ravi and the story of the dead ball...I was dying!

** We're making friends...from scratch...however, panties came off last night.

** If you find someone that lets you fly your freak flag and they love you even with the flag...do not fuck that up. Fix it now.

** Well then don't struggle and it won't hurt.